Tapioca Pudding!
It's my newest favourite food.
I tried it first on Friday.
It's a flavorsome wee pud.
It sounds a bit old fashioned.
Like your granny would've ate.
Don't knock it 'til you've tried it!
I think it's fucking great.
It comes from the cassava.
A kind of foreign tree.
They grow it in Brazil, I think.
Pele has it for his tea.
I eat it after dinner.
It's a versatile dessert.
I love its subltle sweetness!
It renders me inert.
So fuck your fancy ice-cream!
Ben and Jerrys' is for cunts.
For Tapioca Pudding's all,
A real man really wants.
I actually did try it for the first time on Friday.
ReplyDeleteIt is my newest favourite food. I went to the shop at 9 o'clock to buy some puddings of it.
It's not that nice though.
I had a vanilla milkshake with tapioca balls at the bottom. I got it in a restaurant called "Veggie Heaven" in Austin, Texas. Its a long way to go for a fucking milkshake but I still have withdrawal symptoms. I've tried substituting the tapioca balls with heroin or even jelly babies but no luck. Here, they tried to blow up Newry Courthouse the other day but failed and wrecked the prebyterian church next to it. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_ireland/8529884.stm
ReplyDeleteThe dissidents done it...are they not a 4-man Motown vocal harmony group from the 60s? Nobody was hurt/killed/injured though... THE TROUBLES ARE BACK! I'm going to the Novena.
Oh, those dissidents! Wee rascals.
ReplyDeleteThe TROUBLES! Fuck! I think I'll join you at the Novena. Wee Mojo, wee warchild Mojo... Can you grant me safe passage through your troubled Newry homeland? I have to go through on my way back from Dublin Airport.
I fucking love Newry. I got a Queen tape at Newry market when I was 6.
May I ask your forgiveness, those milkshakes were not milkshakes they are called "Bubble Teas". You should check if they make them in Canada.
ReplyDeletehttp://veggieheavenaustin.com/BubbleTeasMenu.aspx
Newry is like a chronic illness like Chronic dermatitis. You hate it at first and then you come to live with it. And after many years of self-delusion you begin to love it unrealistically. Did you want to be Freddie Mercury as a boy? I was too innocent back then.
ReplyDeleteBubble tea! Yea, there's a fair few places do them.
ReplyDeleteI'll go to one tomorrow and say "GIMME A FUCKING MILKSHAKE WITH TAPIOCA BALLS IN IT LIKE WHAT YE GIVE TO MOJO", in a Kilkeel accent. Then they'll give me what I want.
I did want to be Freddy as a nipper. I liked his yellow vest and moustache. But then I found out the terrible truth... About his real name not being Mercury. It was Bulsara. Not Mercury.
Bulsara.
Not Mercury.
I fucking binned all my vinyl, tapes and CD. Bastard.
May he rest in peace.