Well, it isn't that shite. It's a bit shite. I'm rootin' for Canadia. A wee fella from up the road won a Gold medal on Sunday night, the first time ever a gold medal was won by a Canadian in a Canadian Olympics. I wept with joy as I set fire to cars outside my house, draped in Old Glory. God Bless Quebec.
The hockey is on now. Canada just fucking duffed Norway, killed them.
I ran onto the ice as the final goal was scored, to hug all the Canadians.
A giant white barn owl swooped down before I could reach them, and carried me to its lofty perch. I'm there now, with its youngsters, eating mice that their ma brought up. Not bad, at all, at all.
I just spat on the Norway manager's head, too.
God Bless us all!
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